Monday, May 11, 2009
XOXO

Blair: [after being humiliated by Catherine] She made Waldorf rhyme with Spears! I may as well have gone commando and held my party at Nyla's Burger Basket.

Serena: Fine. While you stand here and feel sorry for yourself and denigrate the fine people of Kentwood, I'm gonna go find Dan.


Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck Bass: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck Bass: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.

Chuck: I thought you might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me about the effects of too much botox?
Catherine: Blair, is it? I'm Duchess Beaton.
Blair: Duchess? Nice to meet you.

Blair: Duchess? I'm so sorry, for what I said about the botox .Your work is flawless.


On 9:40 PM, Elizabeth Zee Sparks let go.